Wisdom

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Wisdom #403: No radio - Already stolen.

Wisdom #1041: Hellllllooooooooo, Nurse!

Wisdom #809: Any technology distinguishable from magic is insufficiently advanced.

Wisdom #1241: Laugh, and the world ignores you. Crying doesn't help either.

Wisdom #510: Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave,tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

Wisdom #1012: Green potatoes and green potato chips are to be distinguished from brown potato chips, which are another matter entirely.

Wisdom #1007: Give your child mental blocks for Christmas.

Wisdom #88: Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.