Wisdom

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Wisdom #692: I will not describe it so don't even bother asking me about it.

Wisdom #1669: You can't be late until you show up.

Wisdom #1688: You took my breath away and now I want it back.

Wisdom #930: Don't panic.

Wisdom #933: Dont'cha hate it when that happens?

Wisdom #1273: Mate, this parrot wouldn't VOOM if you put four million volts through it!

Wisdom #814: Anything not nailed down is mine. Anything I can pry loose is not nailed down.

Wisdom #1290: Moving parts in rubbing contact require lubrication to avoid excessive wear.