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Wisdom #633: Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Wisdom #257: What is a 'free' gift? Aren't all gifts free?

Wisdom #932: Don't worry. Baldrick has a cunning plan.

Wisdom #1032: He sells contact lenses for a cubist world

Wisdom #634: The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do.

Wisdom #520: Beware of strangers bearing tools such as chainsaws, staple guns, hedge trimmers, electric carving knives, combines, lawnmowers, butane torches, soldering irons, band saws, or any device made from deceased companions.

Wisdom #1663: Yesterday a postal worker asked me what type of handgun he should buy.

Wisdom #1651: Who is W. O. Baker, and why is he saying those terrible things about me?

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