Wisdom

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Wisdom #533: Before I criticize a man, I walk a mile in his shoes. That way, if he gets angry, he's a mile away and barefoot.

Wisdom #1064: Humans: Bet you can't eat just one.

Wisdom #31: Sorry, 2 is not equal to 3---not even for very large values of 2.

Wisdom #1423: Sleep is nature's way of telling you to go to bed.

Wisdom #1119: I used to be self-actualized, now I'm just confused.

Wisdom #1576: Troubles are like babies; they only grow by nursing.

Wisdom #44: According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Wisdom #1187: Impressive; but how big's your dick?