Wisdom

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Wisdom #1109: I never remember a face, but I always forget a name.

Wisdom #733: "I guess the joke's on me," she said

Wisdom #551: The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.

Wisdom #234: Signs It's Time to Abandon Your Space Station: #4. It's down to just you and Sigourney Weaver.

Wisdom #1640: When life gives you a lemon, say 'Lemons? I like lemons. What else have you got?'

Wisdom #387: Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.

Wisdom #727: "Are we clear?" -- Teacher "No, we're opaque." -- Yakko Warner

Wisdom #161: Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you'll get to enjoy it a second time.