Wisdom

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Wisdom #838: Believe nothing, dare all.

Wisdom #26: Q: How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to hold the giraffe and the other to fill the bathtub with brightly colored machine tools.

Wisdom #1669: You can't be late until you show up.

Wisdom #519: If your car runs out of gas at night, do not go to the nearby deserted-looking house to phone for help.

Wisdom #405: Real women don't have hot flashes, they have power surges.

Wisdom #1548: This statement is false.

Wisdom #1537: There's someone in my head, but it's not me

Wisdom #663: Old programmers never die. They just terminate and stay resident.