Wisdom

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Wisdom #1608: We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.

Wisdom #1685: You mean you need drugs to hallucinate?

Wisdom #1560: Time is a plaything for children and fools.

Wisdom #923: Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.

Wisdom #1180: If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first.

Wisdom #835: Being generous is inborn; being altruistic is a learned perversity.

Wisdom #850: Boxing is a lot like ballet, except that they don't dance, there isn't any music, and they hit each other.

Wisdom #1192: In-con-CEIvable!